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hocuspatroclus:

arnold schwarzenegger wants to be fiyero in a production of wicked, so he goes to audition, but sees that they’ve already found someone for that role.

"thats okay," he consoles himself, "i’ll be boq."




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wreckedblog:

how many times do i have to reblog you before you notice i wanna talk to you


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captainwondyful:

The Howling Commandos with Captain Rogers & Agent Carter.

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL PARALLEL.

LOOK AT THOSE BOYS, YES, THE BOYS, CAUSE THEY ARE FOLLOWING PEGGY THE SAME WAY THEY FOLLOW CAP.

IT’S NOT CAP AND THE HOWLING COMMANDOS.  

IT’S NOT NICK FURY AND THE HOWLING COMMANDOS,  I

T’S PEGGY FUCKING CARTER AND THE GOD DAMN HOWLING COMMANDOS.

#BOSS.



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  • Parent: what does a cow say?
  • Baby: "moo!"
  • Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby: "baah!"
  • Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

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I wanna talk to my followers more
So if you ever wanna talk to me
Dont hesitate to send me an ask or even a few :))


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moritz-is-spoopy:

my stepsister was just telling me about how when frozen came out some people were getting mad bc let it go apparently has an “underlying gay meaning” 

and all i could think was

it’s like the opposite of turn it off


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a-hunter-at-221b:

brain-patterns:

So apparently there’s a sound that is 36 or so octaves below middle c that is so low that it kills you. The sound waves literally kill you. And this sound is only found in dark matter (for what we know). This is so cool

I love science

 (via djinnandddragons)


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Santa, lights

santa: what age did you stop believing in santa? or do you still?

well my parents are very realistic people, so i found out santa wasn’t real when i was likeeeeee 8 or 9 or something but i don’t think there’s any reason to stop believing in santa 

lights: what about new york, would you travel there for christmas?

omg i would travel to new york any time of the year tbh :)) BUT. i think new york would look and feel so magical around christmastime. i could be wrong. it could just be hecka snowy and cold but thats not much different from utah 

thanks for the ask yo

ask me things (bc it’s totally almost christmas)



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alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.


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trash-king:

meaniemikan:

trash-king:

when none of ur internet friends are online

timezoned again

clockblocked

FUCK


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